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Who says Britain doesn't have a crime problem?

Student mugged by geese
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
A student is feeling hissed off after he was mugged for his mobile phone by three geese.

Sam Rozati was walking home through campus when he was set upon by the flighty trio. He dropped his phone in fright and one of the birds ran off with it in its beak.

The final year law student claimed the incident happened as he walked past a lake at Essex University in Colchester.

'I've never been mugged by anyone before, but now I've been mugged by three geese,' noted the 23-year-old, providing a handy summary of the incident for anybody who'd forgotten the point of the story.

Original Article.

Surely

There is a potential RPG from this instance.

Peace, Errin : )

http://www.1km1kt.net/Errin-Famiglia.htm

Adventuria Online RPG

All the worlds a PNP

There is potential for an RPG in each and every thing. A war/rpg game in which the player control battalions of animals in order to wage war against humanity?

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How 'bout...

Gooses & Ganders, a game about dungeon-delving gaggles?

Peace, Errin : )

http://www.1km1kt.net/Errin-Famiglia.htm

Adventuria Online RPG

Goorpse, the generic universal goose system

In case you need an all encompassing system for your goose roleplaying needs.

Peace, Errin : )

http://www.1km1kt.net/Errin-Famiglia.htm

Adventuria Online RPG

Axle Geese

The game of animal demolition racing.

Of course, I recall seeing an actual goose army at one point. Over 40 of them, actually separated into groups of 8-10 like squads, a few blocks from my house. Even lead by one with a special orange collar.

There is a fine line between hobby and obsession. I seem to have lost sight of it some time ago.

The anual parade.

At the campsite in Alderney there is a honking squadron you can use as an alarm clock... if you want to be awake at 11 PM!

Axle Geese sounds like a fantastic idea (rule systems run through head) perhaps something similair to SJ's Car Wars?
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Meanwhile, in Berkshire ...

There is a government nuclear establishment that includes geese amongst its security measures. And they are frightening! If you have ever been mobbed by two dozen birds that come up to your elbow in height and hiss menacingly, then yu will know what I mean.

All risks have rewards.

The workers at that establishment, however, probably enjoy goose egg omletes, which are the fluffiest omletes I've ever had.
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Guardian Geese

I had a friend out in the country who used geese instead of guard dogs to keep people off his yard with the chook pens and fruit gardens. He eventually had to get rid of them because they wouldn't let him get to the chook pen - they fought him off! The problem is they are TOO effective at keeping people away :)

"The world is your arena now, Sagat, not the street!"
M. Bison, Street Fighter: The Animated Movie

Goose Step?

An RPG were Gooses rule and you play a duck trying to break the mold.
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a 1 page war boardgame?

Contolling groups of animals trying to take over the world! evolve and conquer!

I am so tempted to write it up later.

Not if I get there first!

okay, I won't try and pull one out of the bag just to spite you, because it probably wouldn't work too well.

I am thinking of doing a larger game though along similiar lines. If you want to do it, I might ask permission later to extrapolate you rules, of course giving you credit several times in the book.
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kay

ok man. but i better get 14 point font when my name of greatness is mentioned!

You get 12, the idea was infectious.

You only get 12 point font, I posted the idea originally, you just laid claim to it. I'll put your game at the back though, with 18 point for ownership
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Heads up

Are you guys already aware of a game called Petting Zoo Gangster?

There is a fine line between hobby and obsession. I seem to have lost sight of it some time ago.

I am now.

Just had a gander and more than a little of a giggle. Looks like a fun game, but when I talk about the wargame I'm talking about gorilla mounted geese...
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