Obsession

I have come to a revelation. The zombies, the breakdown of society, the aliens - it all means one thing. I AM TO KILL DAN. That, that’s what all this is about. He is a singular... PLAGUE upon this world.

I used to be in advertising you know. Put up with allsorts of BASTARDS. OH, but this one is unique. This one is trying to push me. I don't know why anyone else doesn't agree we should feed him to the reanimates. aretheyagainstme?

Well be safe here, the dead can't get up here, because here is on the twelfth story. So high he would make a GREAT splat ontheground when he hits. A big crimson splotch for the corpses, wouldn't even get up himself - such a shame, I'd love to shoot his undead little hide. Would I go for the head or just the crotch. Maybe a knee.

What kind. Of Person. huntsdown80yearoldmusic and listens to it overandoverandoverandover. And the songs... "Weerrrrr on a hiiiiwaaaayy to Hellll" "Enter Night, take my hand..." oh I'll send you off to never neever land. "Its the end of the world as we know it" ohyesIwill feel fine once your nothing but a purple haze. I'll choke that damn little disposable teen in his sleep.

I'll --GUNSHOTS--

"Did you really need to shoot him?"

"You heard him, he was plotting against me! We've been standing here for ten minutes and he hasn't stopped to look up or draw a breath!"

"Perhaps, but he does have a point about you overplaying those old CDs."

"True. I'll admit, I've listed to them so many times I don't even here the radio. But what are we supposed to do? We've been stuck in an office building for two weeks. The only thing we've had to eat is what we break out of the old vending machines, and all our water is rather scummy looking rain. What are we supposed to do?"

"Well we can start by not killing each other. Then we could play pinball in the lounge."

"Didn't we agree to give that up after the fist-fight over whether you can break 100 million points without hitting the Elvis ramp once?"

"Its possible damn it!"