24-Hour RPG? How about 6-Minute RPG?

I found this great discussion page while googling for info about something, in which the author challenged others on the site to write rules for an original role-playing game in 365 seconds (six minutes, five seconds, in other words). Although it was half in jest, several comments were posted containing entire games, which had all been written within that amount of time.

You can find it here (warning: language).

I tried, but failed. I've gotta say, I went into that thinking six minutes was a much longer amount of time then it really is. If any of you RPG wizards are feeling up to the challenge, then break out the kitchen timer and give it a go! Don't forget to post your results here on the lab, or right on this page in the comments!

-Y